No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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