imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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