Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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