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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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