apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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