PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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