ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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