you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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