What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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