cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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