part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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