Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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