the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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