I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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