At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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