I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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