I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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