i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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You. Win. At. Life.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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