upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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