sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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