They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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