Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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