i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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