i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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