Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
A bitchslap is in order.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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