literally had 100 drinks last night.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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