another moral hangover. fuck.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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