worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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