Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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