So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Drake has all the answers
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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