hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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