too bad you live with your parents still
I wanna passion pit in your ass
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
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you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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