Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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