woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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