atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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