420 ftw
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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