Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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