You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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