Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i out mim tonsoeep
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