David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Vodka?
Forever.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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