Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
well you can't waste a boner
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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