No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I see more hoeing in ur future
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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