I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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