Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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