Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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