WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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