? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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