She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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