I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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