i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Someone signed my nipple.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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